Physical . Health . Hazards

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Jan 24 '12

A wizard leaves Cleveland traveling at an average speed of 3 miles per hour. When will he arrive in Los Angeles?

agriking:

bigtuboflaird:

Precisely when he means to.

The wizard was wise to leave Cleveland but he lost all points by exchanging it for LA.

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